Rude Bastards tour of Medieval Berlin

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The Real OId Berlin! No dirty Nazis! No utopists Commies! Berlin without its makeup and plastic surgeries. Discover the Berliners since Medieval times designed for those with a darker sense of humor.


  • The Rude Bastards unique Old history of the city!
  • No dirty Nazis or utopist Communists! Meet the Real Berliners!
  • Enjoy a well-rounded historical tour of Berlin while having some fun


The Rude Bastards Tour has another addition, the Real Old Berlin. The same help of humorous guides who enjoys dirty jokes, rude language, and a bit of fun. But now we are bringing something unique in the city. Do not expect to hear about the Nazis and the Communists, we are not here for that, in this tour you will discover Berlin since its origins, the Medieval times, turning into the capital, first of the Electorate of Brandenburg, the Kingdom of Prussia, the North German Confederation and the German Empire. We will explore this ever-changing city remainings of this old and forgotten past, walking thru the heart of the center of the city, seeing the oldest buildings, establishments, and even fake historical points of the city. Learn about the old Berliners and why this people is so rebellious, self-righteous, and unfriendly. Enjoy a comedic tour with inappropriate jokes and rude language, all while paying the proper respect to the city and its sights where due. Discuss everything from history to current events and find out where to get the best food and beer in town.


Explore the most important Landmarks of Berlin, and learn how everything happened in this city!

Important Information

  • tour for you Please remember to tip your guide generously as this is primarily a donations-based tour Guides will only wait 10 minutes max past the starting time This tour will take place rain or shine The tour needs a minimum amount of 3 people to run. If the minimum number of participants is not reached, you will be offered an alternative date or a full refund

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Cancel up to 24 hours in advance for a full refund


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